whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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