this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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