I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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