You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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