We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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