just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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