You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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