Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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