It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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