I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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