Your tits are I can't wait for
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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