Your face is a jimmy john
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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