i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
That was before I lit my hair on fire
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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