No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
It's blow job season.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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