Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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