you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
There are leaves in my underwear?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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