WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
He had one of those small greek statue penises
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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