if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
i drank out of a bidet.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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