talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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