she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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