Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
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