Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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