The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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