Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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