theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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