New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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