its not stalking. its research.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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