do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
