So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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