just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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