quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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