Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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