She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
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