I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
it's like iHOP with fire
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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