I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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