i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I just blew my weed a kiss
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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