yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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