Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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