Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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