My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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