Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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