so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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