you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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