so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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