You work out of a Hotel?
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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