fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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