i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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