is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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