I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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