Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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