I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
We need to rekindle our bromance
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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