So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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