it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
