idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
pop tarts are not kleenex
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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