Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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