have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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