After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize